Daisy-Head & The Single Life

• just realized today is the first day I’ve made it through without crying. Hope I didn’t just jinx it…still 18 minutes to go. #
• On page 135 of 285 of Blaze by Stephen King http://bit.ly/7MOuZY #

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• wishes the car would unload itself. #
• I can’t say anything nice so I’m not saying anything at all. #
• my Dr seriously just prescribed massages. Screw that, gimme some drugs! #
• cannot think of any news worse than the news i just got. please tell me this is a sick joke. #

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• Starting Prodigal Son by Dean Koontz http://bit.ly/7nn5ib #
• slept (in my bed!!) until after 10am. It was lovely! Now I’m ready to tackle the day. #
• Mondays are much more bearable when it’s only a 3-day work week! #
• I can’t even get through lunch and already want to strangle someone. Is it Wednesday yet?? #
• Well CRAP. And I mean that literally. #
• I’m my own worst enemy. #
• Actions speak louder than words. #
• I’m a little verklempt…talk amongst yourselves. I’ll give you a topic: The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss. #
• is on the road in comfort, not style. Hope I don’t get pulled over by the fashion police. #

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• thinks sometimes it’s best to let the past stay in the past. #
• Today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday. #
• Please don’t tell me perhaps, perhaps, perhaps… #
• Time to call in reinforcements….Maid Brigade is coming today!! #
• cross your fingers…trying to get new inspection! #
• “Let me rest gently on your pecs!” #
• Two good days in a row would be too much to ask for, I suppose. #
• A professional, conservative woman just confessed to me she is a HUGE Twilight fan. And got a tattoo to prove it. That is so wrong. #
• TGIF! Even if it is raining. Perfect night for staying in and watching movies. Yeah, I’m old. #

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• woke up at 6:30am and can’t go back to sleep. I’m not happy about this. #
• Starting New Moon by Stephenie Meyer #
• decided this morning that today was going to be a good day. and you know what? it has been! #
• What was true yesterday is not necessarily true today. #
• On page 92 of Why We Love by Helen Fisher http://bit.ly/1uOxLz #

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• Dusting this one off from the archives: “You teach people how to treat you.” #
• Audit presentation for legal went well, even got a kudos from the boss. But now I have a headache T———-H——–I———S big. #
• @tedforbes it’s very disorienting…i hate it. in reply to tedforbes #
• @BoredDoe Crazy is too kind a word for some of my co-workers. in reply to BoredDoe #
• I thought it was at least midnight by now. Even Loki thinks it’s bedtime already! #
• Has 1 less debt to pay off! Hooray for progress!! #
• i am once again master of my domain…or at least my fios box! #
• afternoon off = dr, cleaners, film, eyebrows, and a pedicure! #
• My doc thinks i must’ve grown a 3rd lung to be able to keep passing these tests as much as i smoke! #

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• it’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood! #
• in case it was unclear, i will never EVER move back to SETX. #
• on the road again… #
• convenience store coffee has never tasted so good. #
• if anyone says i just used my car key remote to try and open an elevator, they are filthy liars!! #
• i’ve got a bad attitude today. it goes quite nicely with my sore throat and husky voice. #
• On page 281 of 465 of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson #
• i think i’m overdue for a full-blown meltdown. #

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• Aside from my tele-course, I have been utterly worthless today. I should do something productive…or take another nap. #
• Mom had to take Dad to the ER this AM…they’ve run tests but still don’t know what happened. Send up a prayer for him, please. #
• Constantly coming under attack at work is reeeeallly starting to get old. #
• Happy birthday, Mom!! Hopefully you won’t be spending all of it still at the hospital! #
• The cops have a lead on my case!! #
• On page 190 of 465 of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson #
• Here comes the rain again. #
• Coffee at 3am…not the brightest idea ever. #
• warming up my SETX drawl #

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• Reading Bloodsucking Fiends. Just started listening to this again…up to chapter 19. #
• Reading Bloodsucking Fiends. …chapter 23 #
• On page 87 of 465 of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson #
• wants to go to the Fair Thursday. Weather is supposed to be nice and $4 admission w/Coke product. Anyone up for it? #
• The tvs I was considering are both $200+ more than they were last week. Rude. Wish the raffle drawing at work wasn’t still 2 weeks away! #
• I now have an alarm. If you mess with my house, I will deafen you. And what Smith Thompson can’t do, Smith & Wesson will. #

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• Happy birthday to Loki the wondermutt! He survived his first year!! #
• Starting Napoleon’s Privates by Tony Perrottet #
• is thankful for my family for coming to help me take care of the aftermath! They’re the greatest! #
• testing Loki out of his crate tonight. wish us luck! #
• On page 118 of 224 of Napoleon’s Privates by Tony Perrottet #
• Over a week later, a detective finally called me this morning. Like anyone is going to remember anything unusual now. #
• thinks it must be against the laws of the universe for me to be anywhere on time. Forget early. #
• This used to be a funhouse. Now it’s full of evil clowns. #

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• So very tired of writing up room descriptions…why must I always wait until (beyond) the last minute?! #
• On page 57 of 465 of The Gargoyle. Wonder how far I’ll get before V’s book club Tuesday night. #
• A chihuahua is tormenting Loki, prancing freely past my fence, then stopping at gaps to make sure Loki gets a good look at him. #
• I hate when I walk out to get the mail and, just as I’m about to open the box, I remember it’s Sunday..and the neighbors are laughing at me. #
• On page 216 of 465 of The Gargoyle by Andrew Davidson #
• I finished the book and am 45 minutes early for my first visit to V’s book club. What’s a girl to do? Order a martini. Repeat. #
• Ok, ok…public declaration: After my bday, I will quit smoking. Don’t want to, but I was outvoted by lungs, other bits, & bank account. #

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• It was bound to happen eventually….thanks to the teenage girl for bringing my monster-on-the-loose back home. #
• Headache, day 4….this is BS. Anyone have some good muscle relaxers? #
• where are all the single men?! #
• yeah im totallt broken down in the middle of the intersection whats your problem?! #
• I’ve reviewed so many foreign names today, I’ve forgotten how to pronounce my own! I think it’s time for a lunch break. #
• On page 42 of 243 of Practical Demonkeeping by Christopher Moore #

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• On page 206 of 480 of Kick the Clutter. If this book gets any more repetitive, I’m going to bash someone over the head with it! #
• Hummus is yummus. #
• @SDaunsra Let me know how you like it. It’s on my list of books to read. in reply to SDaunsra #
• So proud we’ve finally stopped sending out offer packages (20+ pgs) via FedEx in favor of email delivery! Trees everywhere are applauding! #
• I’ve had this headache for three days straight. Enough already! Make it stop!! #

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• Why no, my curtains aren’t crooked…my house is! #
• On page 177 of 400 of Odd Hours by Dean Koontz #
• I finally found a food Loki doesn’t like: steamed broccoli. He spits it out! #
• I’m at that annoying point where I fear falling asleep & not waking up in time, but know that I can’t stay up the rest of the night either. #
• Putting together my new office chair whilst on a boring conference call…yet another perk of working at home on Friday! #
• Serious thunder at my house. I’m digging it. #
• All the curtains are hung in the LR. And the destroyed blinds over the french doors, courtesy of Loki, are gone! #

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• slept until 11am…in my bed. Wooohooo! #
• on my way to ft worth to see the treehouse! #
• On page 77 of 400 of Odd Hours by Dean Koontz #
• On page 126 of 480 of Kick the Clutter by Ellen Phillips #
• is having another bad allergies day. enough already!! #
• is looking forward to catching up with V tonight at my favorite dive! #

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• On page 260 of 498 of Twilight by Stephenie Meyer #
• racing the clock to Allen #
• On page 26 of 400 of Odd Hours by Dean Koontz #
• Treating myself to a long overdue mani/pedi. and i want to marry this massage chair! #

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• is so glad I still have two more days of vacation before I have to go back to work! #
• Not happy to be spending my last day of vacation laid up on the couch, but at least I’m getting plenty of HGTV time! #
• On page 152 of 240 of Love Is a Mix Tape by Rob Sheffield #
• On page 116 of 264 of Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea by Chelsea Handler #
• the guy at the drive thru seriously just told me to, “hold up, G.” #

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• On page 48 of 240 of Love Is a Mix Tape by Rob Sheffield #
• Hallelujah!!! I finally found my passport after 24 hours of searching. Whew! #
• Trying to tear myself away from men’s beach volleyball on tv to go run errands. Why don’t they wear skimpy bottoms like the women do? #
• I’m only slightly panicked that we leave in 2 days. Mostly excited but lots to get done in a short amount of time! #
• It looks like I’m packing for a month! #

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