Not too long ago, my friend, V, got summoned for jury duty. I told her about the time I was summoned and had to sit around the entire day, got selected for a jury in the last hour, had to go back the next day and wait some more, only for them to end up settling before we were brought into the courtroom. I told her to bring a book or something else to keep herself entertained.
And of course, I just had to point out that it was the only time I’d ever had to go in all the years I’ve been in “eligible.”
Guess what I got in the mail today.